Dursley's Ripple

Reincarnated as Dudley Dursley?! Talk about a cosmic joke. Armed with future knowledge and a healthy dose of cynicism, he just wants to avoid the wizarding world's drama. But magic, it seems, has other plans. Can a reluctant Hufflepuff, armed with sarcasm and surprising Herbology skills, navigate Hogwarts without accidentally rewriting history... or worse, becoming a hero?